Monday, June 2, 2008

Okkkkaaaaay!!...LOL...

Well...somebody has gone and done it. I present to you Sergio, the perfect virtual boyfriend whom you can have all to yourself for $24USD. According to the promo website, "SERGIO was designed from the ground up to be your companion and friend. If you are looking for a romance, a hot chat on a lonely night (but will he talk dirty??), a friend to sit by, or simply someone you can tell all your troubles to - then SERGIO is for you. He remembers EVERYTHING you tell him and is always eager to talk and learn new things."

Also...."Sergio does everything a real boy does (does he get on your nerves, too?...lol). From philosophical conversations(Wha?) to heart felt chit chats ("Yes, dear...I loved the Sex and the City movie, too"). From logistics to some SERIOUS love and intimacy, Sergio can "do it". You can pick from 7 locations (count'em 7!!) and even create your own (Get's out my whip)! Scenes include full voice, lip-sync, and animations.(Oh Lord...it speaks)!!"
As well as....."There are many journeys you will take with Sergio. He needs care and attention and if you really love him(!!??!!) he will become your best friend."

If your not sold by now....."The quickest way to teach your Sergio is by explaining things to him and by using the equal sign. If you type in "relationship=trust" Sergio will now know these are related (...or hand to your face=Shut up).
Teaching your Sergio is where all the fun is! Finally you can create your perfect boyfriend!
Try making suggestions to him (hummmm). "You love my beautiful brown eyes." LOL!

"He learns very quickly, unlike real men! ;-) Have fun!"

And....his wife isn't asleep in the other room while he's getting his virtual sex on. (LOL!!)
Nor will he turn nasty on you when he's had one too many, logs on and is hating his RL. (Haha!)
Nor will you find out he's been banging your SL best-friend on the side! (Woot!)

Oh...and he rubs TOES....
Problem: Only ONE model....Sergio....Eeesh!

13 comments:

Thema Felix said...

oh my GOD, ladies, get a life before you get an imaginary boyfriend. Could that be any creepier? ha!

Marni Grut said...

I dunno why but i kinda feal offended for guys on this one. If there was a female one with as many cliches wed be yelling sexsaim at anyone who would listen.


Plus its the the little faults in people that make them perfect :)

Scarlett Niven said...

yeah...I definitely agree...why does he have to be Italian? Stereotype much? I dunno if there is a woman version...but there probably is and she is probably equally stereotypical...i.e. Pamela Anderson...I do think that a few friends, a few glasses of vino and a bunch of laughs could make for an amusing game night..:-)

Tenshi said...

Italian men are kind of icky. "Bella, bella!" snapping pictures without asking... eek. They all think they're Casanova.

Scarlett Niven said...

Just to clarify things...the statements about Sergio are pulled from the website...hence the "quotation marks". I must, however, claim full responsibility for the snide remarks...:-D

Skinkie said...

Hilarious! I *need* one! If I get bored of him do they exchange him for an exciting new version? Does he have an "off" switch? What more could you ask for in a man - an off switch.

*sigh*

Perfect.

Dale Innis said...

I find myself somewhat disturbed by the diaper he's wearing in the top picture... :)

Scarlett Niven said...

They are on version 3.something...so I think he is evolving...somewhat...LOL...He needs someone to take him shopping..and work on his arms...those shorts are terrible...

Genna Gray said...

Omg I'm gonna get a Sergio and pimp him out to friends! I could make some money off this! LMAO (not really but I nearly fell out of my chair from laughing at the idea)

Scarlett Niven said...

LOL, Genna! Pimp his digital ass! haha

Georgette Whitfield said...

I get what Marni's saying about the reverse sexism thing, but I still couldn't help laughing at this whole entry! Priceless. :))

Laurie Triellis said...

sergio sounds awesome ill have to check him out. you have a great page here be sure to check out mine and leave a comment thanks

SAIRUS Aeon said...

LOOL

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