Showing posts with label digital men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label digital men. Show all posts

Monday, June 2, 2008

Okkkkaaaaay!!...LOL...

Well...somebody has gone and done it. I present to you Sergio, the perfect virtual boyfriend whom you can have all to yourself for $24USD. According to the promo website, "SERGIO was designed from the ground up to be your companion and friend. If you are looking for a romance, a hot chat on a lonely night (but will he talk dirty??), a friend to sit by, or simply someone you can tell all your troubles to - then SERGIO is for you. He remembers EVERYTHING you tell him and is always eager to talk and learn new things."

Also...."Sergio does everything a real boy does (does he get on your nerves, too?...lol). From philosophical conversations(Wha?) to heart felt chit chats ("Yes, dear...I loved the Sex and the City movie, too"). From logistics to some SERIOUS love and intimacy, Sergio can "do it". You can pick from 7 locations (count'em 7!!) and even create your own (Get's out my whip)! Scenes include full voice, lip-sync, and animations.(Oh Lord...it speaks)!!"
As well as....."There are many journeys you will take with Sergio. He needs care and attention and if you really love him(!!??!!) he will become your best friend."

If your not sold by now....."The quickest way to teach your Sergio is by explaining things to him and by using the equal sign. If you type in "relationship=trust" Sergio will now know these are related (...or hand to your face=Shut up).
Teaching your Sergio is where all the fun is! Finally you can create your perfect boyfriend!
Try making suggestions to him (hummmm). "You love my beautiful brown eyes." LOL!

"He learns very quickly, unlike real men! ;-) Have fun!"

And....his wife isn't asleep in the other room while he's getting his virtual sex on. (LOL!!)
Nor will he turn nasty on you when he's had one too many, logs on and is hating his RL. (Haha!)
Nor will you find out he's been banging your SL best-friend on the side! (Woot!)

Oh...and he rubs TOES....
Problem: Only ONE model....Sergio....Eeesh!

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